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What the hell?
Yep, a vegan grocery store. Well, more like a vegan convenience store, minus the booze and the cigarettes, plus a nice little produce and bulk section. We DO have condoms too. We specialize in lots of junk food. Chips, drinks, candies, & stuff like that. We’re also trying our best to keep a well stocked fake-meat selection & to make things interesting with a good selection of whatever imports we can smuggle in. What else? Hmmm. Wouldn’t you like to know? Well, tough. Come by and find out for yourself. Please.
Why the hell?
Because we felt like it. We were tired of having to settle for what others wanted to give us to eat, and seeing portions of our money going to the meat department at the other “health” food stores. Screw that. Plus, we wanted to do what we could to make things easier for our friends and other people in Portland who gave a hoot. Thanks for asking.
Who the hell?
 | Emiko Badillo. Putting the “mom” in “Mom and Pop.” Broken Hipster zine. Sweet-cakes. |
 | Chad Miller. Salty. Sometimes smelly. Always a mess. A fan of neither spelt nor carob. |
 | Dave Vandermaas. Customer service mastermind. He would LOVE to watch your kids for you as you shop, just ask. |
 | Eben Denton.
Produces the produce. Holds it down. Likes cool water and hot soccer. And the UK. |
When the hell?
We are open everyday. Unless we don’t feel like it every once in a while. Our workday starts at 10 in the morning and ends at 8 in the evening. We think that is fair to everyone involved.
Where the hell?
Wanna see where we are located? Click
HERE to see what the internet says. If you’re too lazy to investigate on another website, you can try and find us yourself. Here’s a hint: 1217 SE Stark Street in the city of Portland, OR. Now come over and eat.
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